You know you are a machine head when:

[6bmike]

You know you are a machine head when:

1-You trace the lines on the carpet with your number three pressure point.
2-You canceled your golf magazines subscriptions.
3-You enter used book stores looking for old editions of the yellow book.
4-Homer means Kelly, not Simpson.
5-Yoda- That's the Golfing Machine guy, right?
6-Mopping floors is fun and a golf lesson, too.
7-You remind your daughter to drive load her pp3 while she is doing penmanship homework.
8-During a Little League game, you yell to your son to use a forearm trace and cross line drive load into anything over the plate. And he understands.
9- You wake up in the middle of the night hearing Lynn yell, "Rhythm is Roll."
10-You convinced yourself that your Aunt looks like Diane
11-Everything in your house is set on the elbow plane.
12-You want to paint your car Yellow and Green.
13-You think of all the neat physic projects you gone have done in High School.
14- You now dance like 9-1-2 through 9-1-12.
15-Your constant Bent Right Wrist gets you a smile from the delivery guy.
16- You do the sign of the cross with the Three Imperatives as a pre-shot routine and so does your Pastor.
18- You regularly dust the empty space you left in the bookcase for the 7th edition.
17- and the number one way you know you are a Golfing Machine addict:

You Capitalize, per 1-H, Key words in the Middle of EVERY Sentence you Write.

Happy Holidays 'chiners. Hope ya can add to this list.

6b

[bambam]

FOTFL!

- your wife asks you at least once a day why you are holding a golf club, dowel, raquet, flashlight, or whatever else is handy while looking at yourself in the mirror.

- you can't pass a mirror without grabbing a golf-club-like object and look, look, looking

- flying wedges don't refer to the football formation

[Yoda]

You know you are a machine head when:

-- You see nothing abnormal about having a mop outside your patio door and a tire, an impact bag, a sand iron and a weighted club at your garage door.

-- You can't pass the mop aisle at Kroger without testing the new models.

-- You have totally lost the ability to discriminate between people 'listening' and people 'staring'.

-- You wonder what Homer meant by the word 'is'.

-- You have your LBG member name embroidered on your golf bag.

[kmmcnabb]

I recognize many but love

You have totally lost the ability to discriminate between people 'listening' and people 'staring'.


I don't give "golf advice" but when pressured, will respond with advice from the "yellow book". I think I can even italizize my voice now.

How about:

-You give all your golfing buddies a copy of TGM for Christmas, no matter how many you have given in past Christmas's. (Really, one friend has 3 copies, all from me on X-mas).....You can't get through to some folks.

[drewitgolf]

You guys are killing me. I can't stop laughing. And I (or a least my wife) thought I was crazy; you guys make me feel normal!

A toast to the rise of "The Machine Heads" .

[Martee]

you have dowel rods in every room of the house, including the bathroom....

[12 piece bucket]

you have dowel rods in every room of the house, including the bathroom....

Hmmm . . . rods bathroom . . . the hell with it. Too easy.

[Trig]

-- You have your LBG member name embroidered on your golf bag.

[cometgolfer]

When you carry your hinge mockup in your golf bag just in case one of your "non-TGMer" buddies needs a quick lesson on proper hinging.

[dcg1952]

--Even if you are walking with your wife/girlfriend you continue to check-out attractive women that walk near you because the mantra " look, Look,LOOK " keeps playing in your brain

--While sitting at the dinner table at a huge family gathering you start practicing right forearm pickup with extensor action......and suddenly realize you have covered your mother-in-law with the mashed potatoes